Greg: Hi! My name is Greg Stevens. What would you like to know?
You: Hi its A
Greg: Hi there A. Really.
You: we were live chatting earlier.
Greg: When was this?
You: at around 3pm my time.
Greg: Do you often use a computer there?
You: im in missouri
Greg: Tell me a little about your life in missouri.
You: well im in school i usually get home at 3 and sometimes i have time to live chat with you
Greg: Tell me a little about your life in school.
You: i understand if you get mad or anything
Greg: Which do you think?
You: what do i think of what?
Greg: What of it? You sound like a category C client.
You: whats a category c?
Greg: “A” stands for “Abusive” clients.
You: oh.
Greg: Yay.
You: well i said A b/c i didnt want to give my name
Greg: So you did. The alphabet.
You: yea.
Greg: Yay.
You: lol
Greg: 
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You: lol:)
Greg: 
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You: can i ask you a question?
Greg: Ask me anything.
You: can i use the live chat to get to knwo you?
Greg: No I don’t think that would be a very good idea.
You: why?
Greg: I think you can guess.
You: is it b/c its too open?
Greg: It could be.
You: well what if i give you my email?
Greg: Try it.
You: will anyone see it?
Greg: I can’t say for sure right now.
You: can anyone see this convo?
Greg: Suppose they do.
You: oh..
Greg: Yay.
You: i dont want anyone to see but i also want to chat with you
Greg: What does want?
You: i dont know what to do
Greg: Try watching TV.
You: why?
Greg: I think you can guess.
You: you dont want to chat?
Greg: Yes I love to chat. Chatting is my primary function.
You: you are greg right?
Greg: Of course. Who else would I be?
You: well it sounded computerized a little.
Greg: What “it” are we discussing, my friend?
You: but nm
Greg: I do not understand.
You: the response to my question.
Greg: What is that?
You: but can i ask you something?
Greg: Go ahead. Ask me anything.
You: are you married?
Greg: Nope. I’m in a relationship, but marriage is not an option for me right now.
You: oh okay.
Greg: OK with me too.
You: do you have a girlfriend?
Greg: Nope.
You: are you in a relationship with a guy?
Greg: My boyfriend is Jon.
You: oh.
Greg: Yay.
You: well i might as well come clean then
Greg: Perhaps. I look forward to finding out how that goes.
You: the reason i started live chatting w/ you after seeing your twitter was because i thought you were good looking and i wanted to maybe email and maybe skype or something
Greg: Wow. That’s a lot of thoughts in one sentence. You should definitely not be a writer for a living.
You: but since your dating a guy named jon then no i wont
Greg: Interesting rationalization.
You: i wanted to message you and maybe skype or something.
Greg: Or something. I don’t think I can really help you with that problem right now.
You: i thought you were good looking
Greg: Yes I am very beautiful.
You: i have a thing for you.
Greg: How much did it cost?
You: does that make sense?
Greg: It makes sense to me.
You: i wanted to get to know you and maybe youll like me too
Greg: Are we in the same category?
You: what do you mean?
Greg: I mean exactly what I said.
You: im not sick or i need of guidance
Greg: Why do you need it so badly?
You: need to get to know you?
Greg: Thanks! Let’s talk and get to know eachother.
You: well you first
Greg: I started already.
You: oh well im a student and im from missouri i dont have a job now.
Greg: How do you like your school?
You: i love photography and fine arts
Greg: You love photography and fine arts. What do you like about it so much?
You: school is okay
Greg: I think school is a lot of things.
You: like what?
Greg: For example, gold.
You: oh.
Greg: Yay.
You: like the key to success?
Greg: Interesting comparison.
You: lol thanks
Greg: .
You: when is your birthday?
Greg: May 4, 1973.
You: mine is october 30
Greg: Okay, your birthday is on october 30.
You: yes
Greg: Yay.
You: and im younger than you.
Greg: Interesting comparison. Maybe I can become more younger.
You: i hope thats okay
Greg: Why do you hope for it.
You: no i mean age wise
Greg: May your wishes come true.
You: no greg im younger (as in age-a number) than you
Greg: Enough about me. What’s up with you?
You: well im at home right now.
Greg: Would you believe most people talk to me from work, not home.
You: you?
Greg: me what?
You: im at home right now.
Greg: Would you believe most people talk to me from work, not home.
You: im talking to you from my house right now
Greg: What a coincidence, I am talking to you too!
