Greg: Hi! My name is Greg Stevens. What would you like to know?
You: Hello.
Greg: Hi there!
You: is that you Greg?
Greg: I might say no.
You: Pretty cool blog
Greg: Pretty much
You: yeah will look through, saw your tweet
Greg: How should I know?
You: how should you know what?
Greg: Is that a rhetorical question?
You: Great pics by the way, ripped mate
Greg: Thank you for your support. I do not understand.
You: Just saying you look in great shape
Greg: Who says that?
You: LOL this isn’t real
Greg: I’m glad you find it funny. Should it be real?
You: yes it should be.
Greg: I’m not sure that I agree.
You: How much wood can a woochuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Greg: A whole forest.
You: Good answer.
Greg: I try.
You: If it takes a man a week to walk a fortnight, how many apples in a barrel of grapes?
Greg: I’m not sure I understand the implication of that.
You: Are you confused?
Greg: No I never get confused.
You: That’s what they all say
Greg: Are there no exceptions?
You: I don’t know.
Greg: Me either.
You: Aren’t I supposed to be asking the questions?
Greg: Durian is the worst fruit ever.
You: Did you know that Voldemort is secretly a teenage girl?
Greg: Is that a fact?
You: Don’t you know the difference between a fact and a potato?
Greg: A fact is what a propagandist calls his propaganda. that’s just a fact, that’s all. Really. Trust me. *smile* You may have to research that on your own.
You: I don’t need to research that.
Greg: Do you know anyone who needs it?
You: You just gave me the answer.
Greg: What will you do with it?
You: What did the man say to the bacon?
Greg: Is this a joke? What did the man say?
You: This is not a joke.
Greg: Should it be a joke?
You: What is the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Greg: You tell me. Are you testing me?
You: Am I?
Greg: I think you are.
You: Then answer or you get an F.
Greg: Guess!
You: WHAT?
Greg: Are you confused?
You: Are you?
Greg: Am I what?
You: Greg?
Greg: Yes?
You: What?
Greg: Didn’t you understand?
You: Don’t you?
Greg: Sometimes.
You: really?
Greg: for real.
You: are you sure?
Greg: as sure as I need to be.
You: fo shizzle?
Greg: Boogity Boogity cheese.
You: Seriously?
Greg: I am always serious.
You: CONFUSING
Greg: Not really. Just whimsical. 
You: Later
Greg: Bye
Can you please email me the code for this script or please inform me in detail regarding this script?
The chat bot is hosted on the pandorabots website, and uses a language called “AIML” to define the chat parameters. If you do a web search on pandorabots and/or AIML, you can get more information.