Greg: Hi! My name is Greg Stevens. What would you like to know?
Greg: Hi there!
You: is that you Greg?
Greg: I might say no.
You: Pretty cool blog
Greg: Pretty much
You: yeah will look through, saw your tweet
Greg: How should I know?
You: how should you know what?
Greg: Is that a rhetorical question?
You: Great pics by the way, ripped mate
Greg: Thank you for your support. I do not understand.
You: Just saying you look in great shape
Greg: Who says that?
You: LOL this isn’t real
Greg: I’m glad you find it funny. Should it be real?
You: yes it should be.
Greg: I’m not sure that I agree.
You: How much wood can a woochuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Greg: A whole forest.
You: Good answer.
Greg: I try.
You: If it takes a man a week to walk a fortnight, how many apples in a barrel of grapes?
Greg: I’m not sure I understand the implication of that.
You: Are you confused?
Greg: No I never get confused.
You: That’s what they all say
Greg: Are there no exceptions?
You: I don’t know.
Greg: Me either.
You: Aren’t I supposed to be asking the questions?
Greg: Durian is the worst fruit ever.
You: Did you know that Voldemort is secretly a teenage girl?
Greg: Is that a fact?
You: Don’t you know the difference between a fact and a potato?
Greg: A fact is what a propagandist calls his propaganda. that’s just a fact, that’s all. Really. Trust me. *smile* You may have to research that on your own.
You: I don’t need to research that.
Greg: Do you know anyone who needs it?
You: You just gave me the answer.
Greg: What will you do with it?
You: What did the man say to the bacon?
Greg: Is this a joke? What did the man say?
You: This is not a joke.
Greg: Should it be a joke?
You: What is the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Greg: You tell me. Are you testing me?
You: Am I?
Greg: I think you are.
You: Then answer or you get an F.
Greg: Are you confused?
You: Are you?
Greg: Am I what?
Greg: Didn’t you understand?
You: Don’t you?
Greg: for real.
You: are you sure?
Greg: as sure as I need to be.
You: fo shizzle?
Greg: Boogity Boogity cheese.
Greg: I am always serious.
Greg: Not really. Just whimsical.